The first rule of pie club - nobody talks about pie club
The second rule of pie club - no meat pies. Meat is not a dessert. The only acceptable protein for dessert is nut based.
The third rule of pie club - no puppies in pots, fish, or kale
The fourth rule of fight club...uhhh...I mean PIE club! - if you hear of a local pie eating contest you MUST let me know!
The fifth rule of pie club - you don't have to bake every pie that is posted, but we may think you are weak! ;) (unless of course you have a good excuse....like your mouth was wired shut or you were going OUT for pie!)